Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
agriculture bills relief
Congress knew Coolidge would veto the farm bill. There was more politics than relief in that bill.
death concerned ifs
If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.
laughing live-your-life spells
We are here just for a spell and then pass on. So get a few laughs and do the best you can. Live your life so that whenever you lose it, you are ahead.
boys president republican
That's one thing about Republican Presidents. They never went in much for plans. They only had one plan. It says "Boys, my head is turned. Just get it while you can.
baby noise pay
A Democrat is just like a baby. If it's hollering and making a lot of noise, there is nothing serious the matter with it. When it's quiet and doesn't pay much attention to anything, that's when it's really dangerous.
voice speech dollars
Democrats always were a cheap lot. They never had much money to operate on.... They would rather make a speech than a dollar. They cultivate their voice instead of their finances.
issues common-sense affliction
Common sense is not an issue in politics--it's an affliction.
comedian lasts serious
A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.
hands looks politician
You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a Driver.
peculiar welfare hog
We are sure living in a peculiar time. You get morefor not working than you will for working, and morefor not raising a hog than for raising it.
country work dinner
If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the production of this country would be doubled
laughter long happens
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else, but when it happens to you, why it seems to lose some of its Humor, and if it keeps on happening, why the entire laughter kinder Fades out of it.
theatre looks rich
The theater is a great equalizer: it is the only place where the poor can look down on the rich.
talking progress
We do more talking progress than we do progressing.