Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
funny happy-birthday friends
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
funny life reading
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
lost
I just lost a buttonhole.
keys car break-out
I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.
funny humor eyeglasses
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
funny humor thinking
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
depression sarcastic anger
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
kids perception taught
The older you get, the more you learn to see what you've been taught to see. When you're a kid, you see what's there.
funny humor people
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
lips karaoke arrested
I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.
tourists ifs cant
If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them
funny birthday humor
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
land pieces property
I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.
inspirational funny men
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?