Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
sleep naps consciousness
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
inspirational life thinking
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
coffee comedy break
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
funny-life redneck way
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
funny humor night
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
funny ocean humor
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
funny humor taste
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
funny birthday hilarious
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
love dream funny-inspirational
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
matter quitting placebo
I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
beach sea world
I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.
real might holograms
Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.
funny humor night
I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.
funny humor ideas
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?