Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor cowboy
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
funny humor numbers
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
funny humor doe
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
funny sex humor
Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.
funny humor thickness
My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.
maps size united-states
I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile.
funny humor home
I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.
funny humor cheese
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.
funny hurt humor
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
funny humor sky
The sky already fell. Now what?
funny humor people
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
funny humor mirrors
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.
funny morning humor
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded.
funny humor house
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.