Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
life takes time
Boy, life takes a long time to live
museum paintings time work
One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by children. They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.
hear maybe music radio song time wrote
I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that.
almost catch fall far instant last rocking time
Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself? That's how I feel all the time
abstract extremely painting
I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
economy feeling growth next phase pick slow start
There's a feeling that enough has been done to slow the economy down and the next phase must be up, that growth will start to pick up again.
either outfit weak
Either outfit is going to have a pretty weak coalition.
behind braces false george people teeth
Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears. I think George is weird, because he has false teeth with braces on them.
funny satellite smile
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
born except leave
I was born by Caesarean section, but you can't really tell... except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window.
coalition government include types
We have now got a coalition government which may or may not include some anti-business types like the Greens.
event gas increase scale sliding
We have the new sliding scale in place in the event of another increase in gas prices,
asked bath came dry food guy health melt store worked
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
behind funny morning
I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were!