Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
entire taller tattoo
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller
It's a continuation of the same old factors,
crowded funny gets left mind quote-of-the-day
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded
closet elevator five minutes stand
When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.
beauty decided died happened impression looks men reconcile spot
When you see it in summer, it's just beautiful, and then you read the plaques about how 2,000 men died on this spot in 20 minutes. To reconcile how it looks today, the beauty of it, with what actually happened made a big impression on me, and I decided I had to do something one day.
ask boat build people
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat
people
A lot of people were suspecting that something was up.
guy near pizza sells triangle
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.
babies vacation worked
Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'.
across asian board including markets
All Asian markets are down right across the board including Japan.
christmas facing hard improvement market perform showing signs wait zealand
They are still facing hard times in Australia, New Zealand is showing signs of improvement but I think the market will wait to see how they perform during the Christmas season.
anywhere walking
Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.
hear maybe music radio song time wrote
I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that.
american-comedian birthday burned candle factory happy last sang stood week
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.