Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
asleep dreams fell home late night satellite showing walked
One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world.
museum paintings time work
One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by children. They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.
apartment exact replaced robbed
My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?
evening fire fireplace front laid microwave night
I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
apartment call france switch turn woman
I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I got a call from a woman in France who said "Cut it out!
asleep falls foot gonna hate means
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night.
consumers electricity encourage policies recognize
We need to encourage policies that recognize that being a little long in electricity is much better for consumers than being a little short,
alphabet guy song wrote
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? The guy who wrote that song wrote everything.
basically escaped few led negative sentiment stocks
Negative sentiment has basically led to across-the-board declines, very few stocks have escaped unscathed.
guess lifetimes
Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes
expect holiday
It's just what you'd expect for the holiday period.
beautiful drive owned
It's a beautiful car. If I owned this car, I wouldn't drive it.
certainly nice pilot project slippery waiting
It was certainly slippery out there. It was nice to not have the snow, but we did have a pilot project that we've been waiting to try.
fellowship moving
It will be a moving reaffirmation of fellowship at sea.