Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
funny satellite smile
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
behind funny morning
I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were!
crowded funny gets left mind quote-of-the-day
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded
talked
I never anticipated that one of my photographs would still be being talked about after 20 years.
ask freak help love size
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium.
guess lifetimes
Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes
entire taller tattoo
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller
distance everywhere walking
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
life takes time
Boy, life takes a long time to live
either outfit weak
Either outfit is going to have a pretty weak coalition.
economy feeling growth next phase pick slow start
There's a feeling that enough has been done to slow the economy down and the next phase must be up, that growth will start to pick up again.
abstract extremely painting
I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
babies vacation worked
Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'.
anywhere walking
Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.