Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
asked bath came dry food guy health melt store worked
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
asked friend great invented
My friend invented Cliff's Notes. When I asked him how he got such a great idea, he said, "Well, first I... I just... well, to make a long story short...
talked
I never anticipated that one of my photographs would still be being talked about after 20 years.
ask freak help love size
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium.
guess lifetimes
Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes
entire taller tattoo
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller
distance everywhere walking
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
life takes time
Boy, life takes a long time to live
either outfit weak
Either outfit is going to have a pretty weak coalition.
funny satellite smile
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
economy feeling growth next phase pick slow start
There's a feeling that enough has been done to slow the economy down and the next phase must be up, that growth will start to pick up again.
abstract extremely painting
I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
babies vacation worked
Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'.
anywhere walking
Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.