Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
crowded funny gets left mind quote-of-the-day
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded
breakfast cafe french ordered toast
I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance.
grocery outside saw sign
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars.
almost catch fall far instant last rocking time
Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself? That's how I feel all the time
benign coming economic either environment mean party reasonable reasonably
Reasonably benign economic environment, nothing too threatening with either (political) party. . .either party coming in will still mean continuation of reasonable economic growth.
ask dangerous drink sit stare
He used to sit very quiet. Dangerous quiet, if you ask me. And he'd stare at her with that look he has. He didn't need drink to make him dangerous.
born except leave
I was born by Caesarean section, but you can't really tell... except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window.
coalition government include types
We have now got a coalition government which may or may not include some anti-business types like the Greens.
event gas increase scale sliding
We have the new sliding scale in place in the event of another increase in gas prices,
hear maybe music radio song time wrote
I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that.
american-comedian birthday burned candle factory happy last sang stood week
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
moving solidarity
The commemorations have been very moving for all of us and have been a demonstration of the solidarity of seafarers,