Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
grocery outside saw sign
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars.
breakfast cafe french ordered toast
I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance.
almost catch fall far instant last rocking time
Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself? That's how I feel all the time
benign coming economic either environment mean party reasonable reasonably
Reasonably benign economic environment, nothing too threatening with either (political) party. . .either party coming in will still mean continuation of reasonable economic growth.
batteries designed ideas wanna
He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries in.
ask dangerous drink sit stare
He used to sit very quiet. Dangerous quiet, if you ask me. And he'd stare at her with that look he has. He didn't need drink to make him dangerous.
distance everywhere walking
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate
blessed order ski succeed
In order to succeed as a year-round resort, you have to have amenities. We aren't blessed with a ski resort.
moving solidarity
The commemorations have been very moving for all of us and have been a demonstration of the solidarity of seafarers,
ask freak help love size
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium.
talked
I never anticipated that one of my photographs would still be being talked about after 20 years.