Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
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Obama avoided the Vietnam draft with a letter from his family doctor diagnosing him as medically eight.
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And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.
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Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus or minus the facts.
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I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.
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You don't need the right facts if you have the right inflection.
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Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.
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Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high!
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There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.
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Leaving religious texts open too interpretation is the downfall of religion itself. If it is truly the word of God then there is no room for interpretation; you either take all of it or none. There is no selective belief
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Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.
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Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.
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And my daughter said, 'Why are you yelling at us?' and I said, 'I'm trying to discipline you!' And then she looked up at me with her tear-stained eyes and said, 'This is how you teach children, by making them cry.' And it was such a clenching reminder - she won not only the argument, but she won life with that statement. I just burst out laughing, and I think they were so surprised that I burst out laughing, that they did too.
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Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!
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It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.