Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
funny travel home
There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.
religious leaving rooms
Leaving religious texts open too interpretation is the downfall of religion itself. If it is truly the word of God then there is no room for interpretation; you either take all of it or none. There is no selective belief
trying return hopefully
Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.
class people way
Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.
daughter children eye
And my daughter said, 'Why are you yelling at us?' and I said, 'I'm trying to discipline you!' And then she looked up at me with her tear-stained eyes and said, 'This is how you teach children, by making them cry.' And it was such a clenching reminder - she won not only the argument, but she won life with that statement. I just burst out laughing, and I think they were so surprised that I burst out laughing, that they did too.
grandpa hearing aids
Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!
reality facts well-known
It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.
wise hurt optimistic
Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying “yes” begins things. Saying “yes” is how things grow. Saying “yes” leads to knowledge. “Yes” is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say “yes'.
graduation ideas people
You are about to start the greatest improvisation of all. With no script. No idea what's going to happen, often with people and places you have never seen before. And you are not in control. So say 'yes.' And if you're lucky, you'll find people who will say 'yes' back.
believe color white
Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'.
country fate thinking
The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.
dog agendas gluten
The liberal Gluten-free agenda is turning our dogs lesbian.
scotch next slippery-slope
Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager tainting.
gun ifs pens
The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun