Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
office soul president
After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States. I am doing it!
children people telling-the-truth
They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.
taffy stretching delicious
There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.
four hours symptoms
After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered 'obsessively Googling symptoms' is a symptom of hypochondria.
beautiful children eye
In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards.
mind tricks highways
It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.
opera hey yogurt
Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?
mysterious-ways welfare way
God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.
funny moon space
They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.
long saying-yes cynicism
Cynics always say no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.
humor laughing comedy
Not living in fear is a great gift, because certainly these days we do it so much. And do you know what I like about comedy? You can't laugh and be afraid at the same time - of anything. If you're laughing, I defy you to be afraid.
facts fans doe
I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does.
truth areas
Apply Truth liberally to the inflamed area.
hurt optimistic self
Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us.