Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
funny moon space
They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.
long saying-yes cynicism
Cynics always say no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.
humor laughing comedy
Not living in fear is a great gift, because certainly these days we do it so much. And do you know what I like about comedy? You can't laugh and be afraid at the same time - of anything. If you're laughing, I defy you to be afraid.
facts fans doe
I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does.
truth areas
Apply Truth liberally to the inflamed area.
hurt optimistic self
Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us.
believe native-american government
A native American group has filed a class-action lawsuit against the government for mismanagement of oil, gas, grazing, timber and other royalties since 1887. They're seeking $100 billion. Here's the good news: The government has responded what I believe is an appropriate counteroffer: A two-cent Navajo stamp.
desire looks idiot
We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.
want tape opinion
Opinions are like demo tapes. I don't want to hear yours
gay men gun
There once was a man name Barack, Whose re-election came as a shock. He raised the taxes I pay, And then turned marriage gay. And now he's coming after your glock.
talking want not-talking
We're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.
funny gay hell
There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
stars believe reality
I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman, whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor and eight-episode reality star has fully prepared her to take control of our nuclear arsenal.
change matter facts
I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.