Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
taken president important
Yes, President Romney will not take God off our coins. And that is so important because right now, just like God, the value of our currency really has to be taken on faith.
funny-valentines-day today should
Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.
winning presidential singers
The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.
drinking gay way
Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.
men rights people
The entire future of marriage rests with Justice Anthony Kennedy, the man who declared in Citizens United that corporations are people with constitutional rights. I just hope he doesn't do anything rash, like declare that homosexuals are people with constitutional rights.
graduation ideas next
Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.
baby fire wedlock
Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.
ideas nerd world
Republicans and nerds have so much in common -- they both live in fantasy worlds and have no idea how to relate to women.
religious thinking building
Destroying a religious symbol and building a religious center are really the same thing if you don't think about it.
friday children black
I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.
gay conservative married
I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.
confused home men
If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.
funny work littles
I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.
inspirational remember forget
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.