Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
drinking gay way
Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.
men rights people
The entire future of marriage rests with Justice Anthony Kennedy, the man who declared in Citizens United that corporations are people with constitutional rights. I just hope he doesn't do anything rash, like declare that homosexuals are people with constitutional rights.
hands mouths speech
Corporations have free speech, but they can't speak like you and me. They don't have mouths or hands ...
graduation ideas next
Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.
baby fire wedlock
Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.
ideas nerd world
Republicans and nerds have so much in common -- they both live in fantasy worlds and have no idea how to relate to women.
religious thinking building
Destroying a religious symbol and building a religious center are really the same thing if you don't think about it.
friday children black
I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.
gay conservative married
I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.
confused home men
If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.
funny work littles
I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.
inspirational remember forget
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
grief mean thinking
The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you. You know what I mean? I’ve always liked that phrase “He was visited by grief,” because that’s really what it is. Grief is its own thing. It’s not like it’s in me and I’m going to deal with it. It’s a thing, and you have to be okay with its presence. If you try to ignore it, it will be like a wolf at your door.
book world pages
Used books are the sluts of the literary world. Passed around from person to person, spreading their pages for anyone, getting cheaper and cheaper until eventually they end up in prison.