Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
selfish emotional quality
Truthiness is "What I say is right, and [nothing] anyone else says could possibly be true." It's not only that I feel it to be true, but that I feel it to be true. There's not only an emotional quality, but there's a selfish quality.
running boston blood
And when those bombs went off, there were runners who, after finishing a marathon, kept running for another two miles to the hospital to donate blood. So, here's what I know -- these maniacs may have tried to make life bad for the people of Boston, but all they can ever do, is show just how good those people are.
mistake gun lovers
Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the guns.
hands mouths speech
Corporations have free speech, but they can't speak like you and me. They don't have mouths or hands ...
sex internet offers
I love the Internet, and the Internet loves me back. Why else would it offer me so much sex?
believe issues lakes
I cannot stand people who disagree with me on the issue of Roe v. Wade... which I believe is about the proper way to cross a lake.
doctors eight vietnam
Obama avoided the Vietnam draft with a letter from his family doctor diagnosing him as medically eight.
devil way conservative
'Sympathy for the Devil' is just another way of saying 'Compassionate Conservative'.
party drug firsts
Republicans: the party that brought us 'Just Say No.' First as a drug policy, then as their entire platform.
yesterday usa today
If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
baby children father
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.
real night madison
With Late Night Show I can begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert.I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison.
girl school done
Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.
father 4th-of-july political
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.