Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
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The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun
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Yes, President Romney will not take God off our coins. And that is so important because right now, just like God, the value of our currency really has to be taken on faith.
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And when those bombs went off, there were runners who, after finishing a marathon, kept running for another two miles to the hospital to donate blood. So, here's what I know -- these maniacs may have tried to make life bad for the people of Boston, but all they can ever do, is show just how good those people are.
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Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.
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The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.
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Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.
men rights people
The entire future of marriage rests with Justice Anthony Kennedy, the man who declared in Citizens United that corporations are people with constitutional rights. I just hope he doesn't do anything rash, like declare that homosexuals are people with constitutional rights.
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Corporations have free speech, but they can't speak like you and me. They don't have mouths or hands ...
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Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.
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Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.
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Republicans and nerds have so much in common -- they both live in fantasy worlds and have no idea how to relate to women.
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Destroying a religious symbol and building a religious center are really the same thing if you don't think about it.
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I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.
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I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.