Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
firsts wikipedia want
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.
weed school people
First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my high school and we waved at each other over the bong. Then I got to know people by making jokes.
religious atheist jesus
Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.
change monday believe
When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday.. no matter what happened Tuesday.
believe soul machines
I believe all God's creatures have a soul... except bears, bears are Godless killing machines!
mcdonalds dollars couches
There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat something with the nutritional value of a couch cushion.
religious jesus father
The shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. That's why four leaf clovers are so lucky, you get a bonus Jesus.
dream princess cowboy
Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.
girl crush teacher
I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.
government surveillance doing-nothing
If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.
milk yogurt tomorrow
Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.
surveillance-state people credit
We all deserve credit for this new surveillance state that we live in because we the people voted for the Patriot Act. Democrats and Republicans alike....We voted for the people who voted for it, and then voted for the people who reauthorized it, then voted for the people who re-re-authorize d it.
thinking should-have people
I'd forgotten what an honest sandwich it is. For those of you not familiar, 'BLT' stands for 'bacon, lettuce, and tomato.' A lot of people think the 'B' stands for 'bread,' and I can understand someone not wanting a lettuce and tomato sandwich. But, the bread is implied in the word 'sandwich.' Anyway, it's an American original. Everyone should have a BLT as soon as they can.
atheism dedicated superiority
Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.