Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudneris an American comedian, writer and actress. Beginning her career as a Broadway dancer, Rita Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned her stage presence to stand-up comedy where she’s flourished for over three decades. Her performance on a variety of HBO specials and numerous appearances on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, helped establish Rudner as one of the premiere female comics to emerge from the comedy boom of the 1980s...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 September 1953
CityMiami, FL
CountryUnited States of America
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it's just right, they're watching TV.
When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.'
I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa! It was so much less! I'm letting him keep it. I'm saving money!