Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudneris an American comedian, writer and actress. Beginning her career as a Broadway dancer, Rita Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned her stage presence to stand-up comedy where she’s flourished for over three decades. Her performance on a variety of HBO specials and numerous appearances on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, helped establish Rudner as one of the premiere female comics to emerge from the comedy boom of the 1980s...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 September 1953
CityMiami, FL
CountryUnited States of America
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take
I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.
A saleslady holds up an ugly dress and says, 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.