Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudneris an American comedian, writer and actress. Beginning her career as a Broadway dancer, Rita Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned her stage presence to stand-up comedy where she’s flourished for over three decades. Her performance on a variety of HBO specials and numerous appearances on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, helped establish Rudner as one of the premiere female comics to emerge from the comedy boom of the 1980s...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 September 1953
CityMiami, FL
CountryUnited States of America
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror.
In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
I'll never understand why people go to movie theaters to have conversations. Going to the movies to talk is like going to a restaurant to cook. The idea is that you have paid your money to have someone do something better than you can do it yourself.
I adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.
I adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.
An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.