Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudneris an American comedian, writer and actress. Beginning her career as a Broadway dancer, Rita Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned her stage presence to stand-up comedy where she’s flourished for over three decades. Her performance on a variety of HBO specials and numerous appearances on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, helped establish Rudner as one of the premiere female comics to emerge from the comedy boom of the 1980s...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 September 1953
CityMiami, FL
CountryUnited States of America
I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.
If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.
I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.
I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
Never take candy from strangers.
My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.
All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.
When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.
Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings.
I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine...
I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.