Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudneris an American comedian, writer and actress. Beginning her career as a Broadway dancer, Rita Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned her stage presence to stand-up comedy where she’s flourished for over three decades. Her performance on a variety of HBO specials and numerous appearances on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, helped establish Rudner as one of the premiere female comics to emerge from the comedy boom of the 1980s...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 September 1953
CityMiami, FL
CountryUnited States of America
My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.
Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.
Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.
I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident.
Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers to attract men? Men don't like flowers. I have a great idea for a scent that will attract men - how about "New Car Interior"?
I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.
If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.
I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.
I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
Never take candy from strangers.
My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.
All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.