Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudneris an American comedian, writer and actress. Beginning her career as a Broadway dancer, Rita Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned her stage presence to stand-up comedy where she’s flourished for over three decades. Her performance on a variety of HBO specials and numerous appearances on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, helped establish Rudner as one of the premiere female comics to emerge from the comedy boom of the 1980s...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 September 1953
CityMiami, FL
CountryUnited States of America
Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?
After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.
If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.
Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people.
All men would still really like to own a train set.
Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.
All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.
Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
Natural childbirth scares me. I think before you have natural childbirth you should find out how big the baby is. Three pounds -- natural childbirth. Anything over three pounds -- heroin.
Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"
I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.
I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.