Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudneris an American comedian, writer and actress. Beginning her career as a Broadway dancer, Rita Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned her stage presence to stand-up comedy where she’s flourished for over three decades. Her performance on a variety of HBO specials and numerous appearances on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, helped establish Rudner as one of the premiere female comics to emerge from the comedy boom of the 1980s...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 September 1953
CityMiami, FL
CountryUnited States of America
If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.
Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?
After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.
If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.
An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.
Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people.
All men would still really like to own a train set.
I adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.
Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.
All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.