Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Driver, better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 July 1917
CityLima, OH
song wine years
The constants all through the centuries will be the same; wine, women and song. Other than that, life will be very different technologically. In the year 3000 the universe will be expanding as it will forever, infinitely. We will probe outer space but never find life as evolutionized as ours. We were not created by a deity. We created the deity in OUR image. Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.
mother long lines
I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.
inspirational baseball kids
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
funny sides onions
I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.
age how-you-feel aging
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.
inspirational funny witty
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
suicide husband kids
My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.
humility humble mirrors
You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!
measurement records phonograph
They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78!
inspirational mother pain
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
food cake chocolate
I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.
inspirational husband careers
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.
children humorous kids
We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .
mother baby leaving
I was the world's ugliest baby. I have photos of my folks leaving the hospital with sacks over their heads... I asked my mother how to turn off the electric fan. She said 'Grab the blade!