Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Driver, better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 July 1917
CityLima, OH
get-well sloth lazy
Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.
inspirational half hours
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
fire mud californians
We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.
funny dog nails
Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he has one. All he does is piddle. He's nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks.
war fighting parent
I realize it is normal to argue. I almost missed World War II watching my parents fight.
beautiful sloth together
When he proposed he said, "We'll make such beautiful music together," but in this duet, his part seems to be all rests.
ships tattooed wanted
I finally had a ship tattooed to my chest. I wanted something on it.
boyfriend sex miles
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
years eight smoking
My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking.
doctors support physicians
My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.
would-be alarms dresses
If I wore a peek-a-boo dress, it would be like turning in a false alarm.
mean men clothes
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.
song wine years
The constants all through the centuries will be the same; wine, women and song. Other than that, life will be very different technologically. In the year 3000 the universe will be expanding as it will forever, infinitely. We will probe outer space but never find life as evolutionized as ours. We were not created by a deity. We created the deity in OUR image. Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.
mother long lines
I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.