Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Driver, better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 July 1917
CityLima, OH
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
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I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
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I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
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Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
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In most states you can get a driver's license when you're sixteen years old, which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane.
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I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.
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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned.