Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
thinking ifs
If you don't think you're funny, no one else will.
simple thinking worry
I like my politicians and my judges and my lawyers to be simple. I think if you worry about where your hemline is you're really not concentrating on the world crisis.
thinking perfect style
I think Hillary Clinton's style is perfect. Perfect. You don't notice what she's wearing, you notice the woman.
thinking very-happy
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.
business thinking looks
I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
father thinking holocaust
Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.
country children thinking
I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
thinking attention life-is
if you don't think that all life is improvisation, then you haven't been paying attention. Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.
thinking classical-music
I think it's time they knew the truth about Beethoven.
husband thinking pieces
I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.
baby children thinking
Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm full of children. I think she got them at Costco.
thinking people matter
I've learned from my dealings with Johnny Carson that no matter what kind of friendship you think you have with people you're working with, when the chips are down, it's all about business.
thinking spas lost
I think I've lost 3lbs - I'm very, very happy. I thought of it as work and a spa.
thinking years today
Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.