Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
sex lying humorous
I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.
sex humorous
Better laid than never.
sex humorous two
Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played "Here Comes the Bride"...
sex two fifty
Two is company; three is fifty bucks.
sex humorous eight
I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.
girl sex humorous
That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
sex husband breathing
I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed is when he's having an asthma attack.
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The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.
mother sex pain
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds. I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off. It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom. My best birth control now is to leave the lights on.
sex gone spots
My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
sex historical life-is
My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.
sex husband kids
I have no sex appeal; if my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had the kid.
sex laughing kim
As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'
beauty sex littles
I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir'.