Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
affair age heart talk
Dont talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
feelings age coats
How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.
men age way
The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.
inspiration breathing age
Happiness, at my age, is breathing
moving age target
keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
years age old-age
old age' is always ten years more than we are.
president age want
I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
mountain age overcoming
Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
doctors police age
You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.
heart age funny-valentine
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
age way steak
We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
age mammograms pedicures
My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.
sexy age underwear
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
fashion clothes age
The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.