Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
affair age heart talk
Dont talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
valentine heart people
Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.
heart making-love bags
Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.
husband taken heart
I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
heart age funny-valentine
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
favorite food seconds
Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds
beginning good
That was the beginning of a very good run.
developed humor
I was not a pretty child. I developed humor to be accepted.
american-comedian dishes hate later months six start wash
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
beginning comedy courage ego felt gave looking
I felt comedy ego beginning to grow, which gave me the courage to begin tentatively looking into myself for material.
dress name ought pathetic somebody
What a pathetic turn, ... Somebody ought to take that dress away from her. It's got Ronald McDonald's name on it.
break comedian solid today
We all started on his show, ... Every solid comedian today really got their break on the Carson show.
child face matter speak ugly
It's very important, and if it's the child, no matter how prepubescent or ugly it is, you always say, 'Don't you look great?' You speak to the child even if the face is a pizza.
baby carry display father per pictures wants whenever
Whenever there's a new baby in my family, even if I don't know who the father is, I display pictures of it. But only one or two per child. No one wants to see 37 pictures of your grandchild - which is also why you must never carry more than one picture of each grandchild in your wallet.