Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
developed humor
I was not a pretty child. I developed humor to be accepted.
sex lying humorous
I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.
sex humorous
Better laid than never.
sex humorous two
Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played "Here Comes the Bride"...
party humor night
But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party. Meaning, you can't go horseback riding with Jackie O in Central Park if you're going to make a joke about her that night.
sex humorous eight
I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.
girl sex humorous
That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
sense-of-humor oxymoron
A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.
mother humor flying
My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.
humor i-love-him knowing
"I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried to tell him: "That was a joke!" But he just didn't get it. Mick Jagger said, "F- 'em if they don't get the joke." And I love him. That comes with age: Knowing it's their problem, not mine."
funny humor groups
My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
humor tunnels light
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
favorite food seconds
Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds
affair age heart talk
Dont talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!