Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
brad course cruise horrible jessica katie mention name simpson tom whatever
Of course we are going to have to mention Brad and Angelina and ... Tom Cruise and the ever-loving Katie and that horrible Jessica Simpson or whatever her name is.
mother husband men
My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.
men age way
The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.
girl men years
Remember a few years ago when they left Bea Arthur out of the death reel at the Oscars? Bea Arthur! How did they leave Bea Arthur out? She was in Mame; she was in All in the Family; she was in Maude; she was a Golden Girl, for God's sake! Bea was not only one of Hollywood's leading ladies, she was one of Hollywood's leading men!
believe gay men
Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up - and gay men should stand up at least halfway.
sex nice men
The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.
men making-love clean
Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.
men support comedy
I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.
men hands library
No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
men years age
When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.
men hands library
Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
men wife guy
I'm going out with these old guys. One guy gave me a hickey and left his teeth in my neck. Another man, we were having a perfectly lovely dinner; he looked up and me and went: You're not my wife! Another guy died during dinner. I had to go in his pocket to get the American Express card. Then you wonder: What would he tip? Another guy said: I want you to meet my family, and took me to the cemetery.
favorite food seconds
Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds
affair age heart talk
Dont talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!