Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
reading liquid hillarious
I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.
two two-best-friends hillarious
She's so fat, she's my two best friends.
jewelry sometimes hillarious
I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.
arms hillarious armpits
She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.
circles outsiders hillarious
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
aspirin mayonnaise hillarious
Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
favorite food seconds
Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds
affair age heart talk
Dont talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
beginning good
That was the beginning of a very good run.
developed humor
I was not a pretty child. I developed humor to be accepted.
american-comedian dishes hate later months six start wash
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
beginning comedy courage ego felt gave looking
I felt comedy ego beginning to grow, which gave me the courage to begin tentatively looking into myself for material.
dress name ought pathetic somebody
What a pathetic turn, ... Somebody ought to take that dress away from her. It's got Ronald McDonald's name on it.
break comedian solid today
We all started on his show, ... Every solid comedian today really got their break on the Carson show.