Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
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I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.
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She's so fat, she's my two best friends.
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I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.
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She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.
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I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
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Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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A child of one can be taught not to do certain things such as touch a hot stove, turn on the gas, pull lamps off their tables by their cords, or wake mommy before noon
I just want to know. Who got all the jewelry?
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I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous.
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I had seven years of struggle, really bad years, ... I once slept in my car for a week and washed at the YWCA.
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It's very important, and if it's the child, no matter how prepubescent or ugly it is, you always say, 'Don't you look great?' You speak to the child even if the face is a pizza.
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We all started on his show, ... Every solid comedian today really got their break on the Carson show.
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Dont talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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What a pathetic turn, ... Somebody ought to take that dress away from her. It's got Ronald McDonald's name on it.