Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
baby carry display father per pictures wants whenever
Whenever there's a new baby in my family, even if I don't know who the father is, I display pictures of it. But only one or two per child. No one wants to see 37 pictures of your grandchild - which is also why you must never carry more than one picture of each grandchild in your wallet.
baby cousin complaining
my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.
baby having-a-baby scream
Having a baby can be a scream.
baby children-love childbirth
Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
baby children thinking
Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm full of children. I think she got them at Costco.
baby nice birth
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception.
baby dog memorable
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
baby glasses looks
All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.
baby parenting motherhood
And since we're all adults here, let's be brutally honest-most babies are not actually attractive. In fact, they're weird and freakish looking. A large percentage of them are squinty-eyed and bald and their faces are all mushed toegther, kind of like Renee Zellweger pushed up against a glass window.
baby lying way
Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.
baby ugly months
That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.
baby husband should-have
When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
funny baby witty
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
favorite food seconds
Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds