Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld is an American comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 April 1954
CityBrooklyn, NY
CountryUnited States of America
thirsty pretzels
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
distance way miles
You can measure distance by time. 'How far away is it?' 'Oh about 20 minutes.' But it doesn't work the other way. 'When do you get off work?' 'Around 3 miles.'
ice fudge hot
We got the hot fudge on the bottom.... that allows you to control the fudge distribution while you're eating your ice cream.
lying inspiration fire
If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire
son israel people
I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son
want riches energy
I love energy. I love it. And I pursue it, and I want more of it. Physical and mental energy, to me, are the greatest riches of human life. And TM is like a free account of an endless amount of it.
inspirational hard
It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.
inspirational important important-things
Work is the least important thing and family is the most important.
men want
Men want to make women happy.
new-york humorous night
Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night. Its like musical chairs except everybody sat down around 1964.
humorous phones wish
I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could just go, "Excuse me, I'm not here right now, If you just leave a message, I can walk away."
years people three
Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it's a relic,
sex people bumps
People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.
funny travel car
Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.