Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld is an American comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 April 1954
CityBrooklyn, NY
CountryUnited States of America
dog stupid believe
A dog will stay stupid. That's why we love them so much. The entire time we know them, they're idiots. Think of your dog. Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He has no idea how you accomplish this every day. You walk in the door; the joy of this experience overwhelms him. He looks at you, He's back. It's that guy, that same guy. He can't believe it. Everything is amazing to your dog. Another can of food? I don't believe it.
sex dinner hours
Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour.
war titles marine-biologist
Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?
voice wife funny-marriage
I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical.
eclairs gymnast hell
What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.
coffee home thinking
People don't think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want to get your pastry, your envelopes, your supplies, your toilet paper, six cups of coffee, and you go home.
thirsty pretzels
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
distance way miles
You can measure distance by time. 'How far away is it?' 'Oh about 20 minutes.' But it doesn't work the other way. 'When do you get off work?' 'Around 3 miles.'
ice fudge hot
We got the hot fudge on the bottom.... that allows you to control the fudge distribution while you're eating your ice cream.
lying inspiration fire
If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire
son israel people
I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son
want riches energy
I love energy. I love it. And I pursue it, and I want more of it. Physical and mental energy, to me, are the greatest riches of human life. And TM is like a free account of an endless amount of it.
inspirational hard
It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.
inspirational important important-things
Work is the least important thing and family is the most important.