Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld
Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld is an American comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 April 1954
CityBrooklyn, NY
CountryUnited States of America
hilarious lying people
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
funny mafia irs
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
funny men support
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
everybody gets gonna guy kinds power works
There's different kinds of laughs. It's like a baseball lineup: this guy's your power hitter, this guy gets on base, this guy works out walks. If everybody does their job, we're gonna win.
money
I like money, but it's never been about the money.
A lot of stuff I do out of pure obsessiveness.
enjoy interest love takes time
It takes up enough of my time and interest just working on comedy. I just enjoy it and love doing it.
enjoying weekly
I'm really enjoying this, ... Could this be a weekly series?
artist air chance
Artists are always looking for new things and fresh ground and fresh air. If it feels new to me, there's a chance it'll feel new to the audience and we'll have found something.
world feels
In my world, the wronger something feels, the righter it is,
drinking hands ideas
I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.
I like definitive things.
fruit return gamble
I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in.
creativity thinking recipes
Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.