Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
men abortion choices
And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.
politics problem terrorism
If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.
ideas bombs tick
Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.
funny witty chess
I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.
football long house
He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house.
xenophobia tolerance benefits
Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.
thinking people pay
There will be select instances where the consumer is interested in paying for premium content. I think it will be difficult to get people to pay for something on the Internet that they can find elsewhere on the Internet for free.
wish world ass
The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic.
christmas girl xmas
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
jobs parenting important
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.
father coffee breakfast
And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God's sake, they were blowing peoples' heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage. And it wasn't even coffee.
jobs work people
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
pain feels courses
Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it.
people common-sense atheism
There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.