Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
used used-to-be sceptic
I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.
stupid moron feels
Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong.
marriage couple years
After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms . . . both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.
hate people reason
It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.
obamacare politics might
Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.
both dad democrats life mom moved politics
I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I've been both in my life.
both involved love marriage mystery rest seven sure wallpaper
After seven years of marriage, I'm sure of two things -- first, never wallpaper together, and second, you'll need two bathrooms.. both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.
defending except half keeping money ourselves
Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on.
bad cart eating grocery habits
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven okay?
birmingham branch community forward locate looking nice
This is our first branch in Birmingham and we're looking forward to it, ... It's a nice community and we wanted to locate a branch there.
admitted caused consider far serious turned
He admitted this was stupid. It's a very serious offense. I wouldn't consider it a prank. ... It could have turned into something that caused far more injury, and even death, than it did.