Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
pain feels courses
Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it.
people common-sense atheism
There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
used used-to-be sceptic
I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.
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Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong.
marriage couple years
After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms . . . both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.
hate people reason
It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.
obamacare politics might
Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.
defending except half keeping money ourselves
Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on.
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He admitted this was stupid. It's a very serious offense. I wouldn't consider it a prank. ... It could have turned into something that caused far more injury, and even death, than it did.
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This is our first branch in Birmingham and we're looking forward to it, ... It's a nice community and we wanted to locate a branch there.
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You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven okay?