Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
song jobs couple
I've grown fonder for Hillary Clinton since she ran for the presidency. I think that it's emblematic of the Rolling Stones song, you can't always get what you want, i.e., the grail. Sometimes you get what you need. And whatever she's gotten over the last couple of years, being humbled or be it being humbled and see the proletariat come to bat for her, getting outside of the bubble, getting out of this man's shadow, not quite getting the job she wants but a great wonk job.
people politics streets
Companionate Conservatism - Making the streets safer before people are kicked out onto them.
Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!
thinking legal-system celine
I think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love.
funny etch-a-sketch hollywood
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
want way herds
If somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. The herd has a way of thinning itself out.
guy politics next
The Nazi signs have got to stop. If you're in a peace march and the guy next to you has a sign saying that 'Bush is Hitler,' forget the peace thing for a second and beat his ass, because he is not Hitler.
funny average usa
The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.
funny quilts humor
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
reality men thinking
A third myth is that men think that women like guys who are dangerous. As a result, guys will often smoke cigarettes, drink too much, and ride a motorcycle without a helmet. The reality? Women don't like guys who are dangerous. Women want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.
lying cheesy washington-dc
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
funny humor redneck
Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
teacher years trying
Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over a cucumber.
football dog dad
With Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to sit in the 'dog pound' are secretly calculating how much blood they're going to have to sell next week to put groceries on the table.