Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
football facts berries
That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena.
football alphabet tyson
I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.
civilization cartoon fiction
They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel.
inspirational funny travel
My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before I know it I'm thrust into the back of my seat by acceleration that seems way too fast and the rest of the trip is an endless nightmare of turbulence, of near misses. And then the cabbie drops me off at the airport.
color skin-color skins
It's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone.
sleep shut-up nancy
We've got Nancy Pelosi. She never shuts up. It's just occasionally we have to hood her like a falcon so we can get some sleep.
country book people
The Mexican people I know seem to respect the country in a way that many spoiled brats who were born here don't. So come on over folks, the more the merrier. But please, sign the guest book on the way in.
zero dark people
It takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark.
funny witty humorous
I rant, therefore I am
funny running humor
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
giving roulette glad
I'm glad I don't have a lot of money in the market. And quite frankly, you'd be better off giving your money to a colorblind roulette addict than put it in the stock market.
funny atheist humor
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
self water paper
American's could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel.
obamacare ass covered
Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.