Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
Demetri Evan Martinis an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 May 1973
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
baby turtles nephew
Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle.
people television our-time
Our Times, a Brief History: As televisions became flatter, People became rounder.
tattoo drawing design
A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.
uncles kissing forgiving
You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.
looks
Once I started to look i finally began to see.
games people design
I wanna design a video game where you'd have to take care of all the people shot in all the other video games.
pet independence independence-day
Americans who do not celebrate Independence Day: pets.
funny im-sorry humor
I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'
dream take-me
But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me.
jobs years way
And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money.
kids california skateboarding
When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.
college government students
I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.
years fans comedy
I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.
shows
I never set out to do a sketch show.