Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
Demetri Evan Martinis an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 May 1973
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
sports okay frisbee
I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.
cake world born
I like birthdays. Every time someone is born, that's just like bringing more cake into the world.
sorry mean enough
It's not enough to say I'm sorry. You have to also mean it. It's the same with saying I'm single.
car way alarms
A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.
song liking-someone
There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.
secret hey none-of-your-business
I'm so secretive that when someone asks me, Hey, can you keep a secret? I say That's none of your business.
fishing killing should
They should call fishing what it really is... tricking and killing!
battle band loser
At the battle of the bands the loser's always the audience.
want stranger
Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.
mysterious-ways lord sneak
The lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is: God is a sneak.
cards fronts knows
I don't like thank you cards because I don't know what else to say. What do I put on the inside? See Front.
people looks excited
A parade looks like a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic.
thinking sound my-favorite
I think my favorite sound is the sound of someone not playing the bongos.
years three remember
Sometimes I feel like I'm being watched, but then I remember that my show was canceled three years ago.