Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
Demetri Evan Martinis an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 May 1973
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
articles clothings
I've never read an article of clothing.
air trying use
I have an air mattress. It's great because if someone tries to suffocate me in bed I can just poke a hole in it and use it to stay alive.
wise starting credibility
If you are wearing a bandana you better have something wise to say, because you are starting with a credibility deficit.
thinking caves never-forget
Never forget where you came from. That's what I think when I walk into a cave.
animal sheep clouds
When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.
together crabs bunch
I wanna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together.
knights refrigerators magnet
Knights would have probably liked refrigerator magnets.
potatoes couches fries
When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.
animal roots rodeo
When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals.
breathing majority attention
You mock those who blindly follow the majority...turn your attention now to those who are so dedicated to deviating from the norm that they would gladly cease breathing if it were suggested to them that inhalation was a form of conformity; for they deserve just as much scrutiny and ridicule.
snacks use weight
I'm a body builder, but I don't use weights. I use snacks. It's kind of a different building process.
adventure definitions life-is
The definition of adventure depends upon how boring your life is.
flavor eating natural
I was eating some candy and looked on the wrapper, and it said made from natural and artificial flavors. You could just say flavors.
I don't have to kill myself, time is going to do that.