Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
Demetri Evan Martinis an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 May 1973
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
dancing looks spiders
Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web.
way beard faces
Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.
numbers thanks millions
You can say 'Thanks,' and you can say 'Thanks a Million' - but any number in between?..
listening today conversation
Overheard today in restaurant: Can you stop listening to our conversation?
good-person persons ifs
If you have a lair then you are probably not a good person.
lonely lonely-at-the-top
They say it's lonely at the top. It must be even lonelier at the tippy top.
beach fate balls
I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate?
too-much way bags
My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.
ironic weapons murder
One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.
guy mopeds behavior
If I could control the behavior of fat guys I would make them ride mopeds more often.
tic-tacs tics mint
Tic Tacs are the maracas of breath mints.
dark looks want
I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.
turtles sticker knows
I wanna put stickers on turtles... I don't know why.
balance credit cards
My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.