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dreaming dreams space time
Pretty much nothing in time and space is as important as you think it is. Except, of course, dreaming and hugs.
ashes banish dead disprove doubts easter faith fan generation inviting life ourselves past seek sun time transports vast
Easter is not a time for groping through dusty, musty tomes or tombs to disprove spontaneous generation or even to prove life eternal. It is a day to fan the ashes of dead hope, a day to banish doubts and seek the slopes where the sun is rising, to revel in the faith which transports us out of ourselves and the dead past into the vast and inviting unknown.
dark device finding furniture
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
known work
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
fine holding line
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
planet save
Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.
gun idiot
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
remain remove silent speak
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
wake
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
attract giving positive start
Everything around us is made up of energy. To attract positive things in your life, start by giving off positive energy.
everyday good
Everyday isnt good, but there is something good in every day.
dolphins edge few people pool smart stand throw train weeks within
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
discipline celebration obnoxious
Without true celebration discipline is obnoxious.
luck pushing weight
Anybody who is not pulling his weight is probably pushing his luck.