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enjoy minute suffer
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
miss misses retard
I miss you like a retard misses the point.
fascinates sit
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
created draft final god man rough sure
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
hurt last
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
good head voices
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
call cow disease mad
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
friend good heaps life miss ship sinking together
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
gun idiot
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
remain remove silent speak
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
ashes banish dead disprove doubts easter faith fan generation inviting life ourselves past seek sun time transports vast
Easter is not a time for groping through dusty, musty tomes or tombs to disprove spontaneous generation or even to prove life eternal. It is a day to fan the ashes of dead hope, a day to banish doubts and seek the slopes where the sun is rising, to revel in the faith which transports us out of ourselves and the dead past into the vast and inviting unknown.
attract giving positive start
Everything around us is made up of energy. To attract positive things in your life, start by giving off positive energy.
everyday good
Everyday isnt good, but there is something good in every day.
dolphins edge few people pool smart stand throw train weeks within
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?