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hard meet
I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
hard knowledge power study
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
block bucks cash cold five frozen hard
I got cold hard cash for Christmas. Five bucks frozen in a block of ice.
hard laziness pays work
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now
came chicken egg god hard imagine sit wanting
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg.
dark device finding furniture
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
known work
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
fine holding line
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
dreaming dreams space time
Pretty much nothing in time and space is as important as you think it is. Except, of course, dreaming and hugs.
planet save
Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.
gun idiot
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
remain remove silent speak
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
ashes banish dead disprove doubts easter faith fan generation inviting life ourselves past seek sun time transports vast
Easter is not a time for groping through dusty, musty tomes or tombs to disprove spontaneous generation or even to prove life eternal. It is a day to fan the ashes of dead hope, a day to banish doubts and seek the slopes where the sun is rising, to revel in the faith which transports us out of ourselves and the dead past into the vast and inviting unknown.
wake
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.