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hard meet
I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
block bucks cash cold five frozen hard
I got cold hard cash for Christmas. Five bucks frozen in a block of ice.
hard laziness pays work
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now
hard knowledge power study
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
came chicken egg god hard imagine sit wanting
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg.
black cats luck pumpkins yours
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,May luck be yours on Halloween.
fill mother says whenever
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
beginning last man says women word
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
drive park
Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?
buildings call
Why do we call them buildings when they're finished? Shouldn't they be called Builts?
believe billion check four paint
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
choose miss people president run
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
discipline celebration obnoxious
Without true celebration discipline is obnoxious.
luck pushing weight
Anybody who is not pulling his weight is probably pushing his luck.