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hard meet
I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
block bucks cash cold five frozen hard
I got cold hard cash for Christmas. Five bucks frozen in a block of ice.
hard knowledge power study
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
hard laziness pays work
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now
came chicken egg god hard imagine sit wanting
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg.
miss misses retard
I miss you like a retard misses the point.
fascinates sit
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
created draft final god man rough sure
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
hurt last
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
good head voices
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
call cow disease mad
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
friend good heaps life miss ship sinking together
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
gun idiot
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
remain remove silent speak
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.