Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
garbage-cans world rooms
The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can
people leader brilliant
Not even a great leader can get very far without great people to lead.
technology giving broken
My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.
mean heartless doe
Just because I accept you as you are does not mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement.
funny witty forgive-me
Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
library this-life closest
The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.
life ears enormous
There is a vast region of enormous potential located somewhere between your ears.
funny success women
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
prayer helping-others might
If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.
thinking silence thinker
If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think.
stupidity competition records
Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
cat secret meaning-of-life
My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.
confused want understood
I want it clearly understood that I'm totally confused.
responsibility fate soul
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.