Ashleigh Brilliant

Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
mercy deserve
Why am I so often at the mercy of those who don't deserve to control my life?
I'm in search of myself - have you seen me anywhere?
names safety brotherhood
If you value your safety, avoid holy places founded in the name of peace and brotherhood.
simple complexes
It's all very simple, or else it's all very complex, or perhaps it's neither, or both.
problem ifs my-friends
If I didn't have most of my friends, I wouldn't have most of my problems.
book interesting most-interesting
What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?
disgusting
Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.
needs deals steady
I don't need a great deal of love but I do need a steady supply.
trying brilliant being-the-best
Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.
world visitors welcome
I live in a world all my own, but visitors are always welcome.
flower food thinking
What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?
brain littles too-much
Scientists say we use 10% of our brain. That's way too much. By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.
life teaching desire
Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
appreciate grandfather want
I want to appreciate you now, and avoid the rush.